The best flirt jokes

If you're feeling down, I can feel you up.
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has 69.54 % from 152 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Some love one, Some love two. I love one, That is you.
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has 69.27 % from 418 votes. More jokes about: flirt, love, poems, romantic
Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Laura?
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has 69.14 % from 110 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, sex
Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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has 68.96 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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has 68.35 % from 167 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by tomorrow morning.
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has 68.29 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food, romantic, time
You are so selfish! You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
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has 67.94 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: beauty, dirty, flirt, life, sex
Sweet candies are nice to eat, sweet words are easy to say, but sweet people are hard to find. Oh my God! How did you find me?
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has 67.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: flirt, food
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 67.13 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
Hey girl, your body reminds me of Mcdonalds, because I'm loving it!
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has 66.81 % from 95 votes. More jokes about: beauty, flirt, food, love