Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal."
Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
Q: Why did the butcher get fired from his job?
A: He was caught beating his meat.
Q: What happened to the entertainer who did a show for the cannibals?
A: He went down really well!
Vote:
Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
How can you help a starving cannibal?
Give him a helping hand.
Vote:
A man and his wife go to the doctor to see how they could improve their sex life.
The doctor recommends Viagra.
They come back and see him in a couple of weeks.
The doctor says "how was the Viagra?"
The wife says "great I love it."
Husband says "I like it but it has some side effects, we're bared from McDonald's for life."
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops?
A: So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
Q: What type of bees make milk?
A: Boo-bees.