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The secret ingredient in the KFC recipe is Chuck Norris' approval.
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What do you say to an angry 300-pound baked potato? Anything, just butter him up.
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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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What is a bear's favourite drink? Koka-Koala.
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Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.
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Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made all the appetisers herself and we have a caterer coming in to provide plenty of sandwiches and cakes for all of our guests." "I don't mean that," the priest responded. "I mean, are you properly prepared spiritually?" "Oh, sure," came the reply. "I've got a keg of beer and a case of whiskey."
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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