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Sunday school teacher asks Johnny, "Come now, Little Johnny, tell me the truth, do you say your prayers before eating?" Little Johnny smiles proudly, "No Miss, there's no need, my mom cooks really well."
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A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates. The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?" No. The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?" No. The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck." The farmer shot Chuck.
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Why does a chicken lay eggs? Because if she dropped them, they’d break.
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Why didn't the mother potato want her daughter to marry the famous newscaster? Because he was a commentator.
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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.
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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
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Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers. The food cooks itself out of pressure.
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Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
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