The best food jokes

Your theeth are so yellow when you opend the popcorn packet it said "We are family."
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: family, food, insulting
My idea of balanced diet is beer in each hand.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, beer, food
The houseman invited over his boss and partners, for lunch. With them, his little 5year-old daughter was there. "Don’t you want to say the prayers before lunch, so Our Holly Father give us his blessings?," asks the father. "But... I don’t know what to say...," the little girl admits. "Just say what you heard your mommy say last time inside the kitchen!," said her mother to help her. And the girl: "Oh, God! Why in this life, my husband must invite all these people for lunch?"
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, god, husband, kids, life
Two cannibals are eating dinner and one says, "I hate my mother-in-law." The other replies, "Well, just eat your noodles, then."
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, food, mother in law
Q: What did the clock do when it was hungry? A: It went back four seconds.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, time
Chuck Norris shot an arrow down with an apple.
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has 63.49 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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has 63.32 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 63.21 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with strawberry soda? A berry bubbly bunny.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
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