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The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
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Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man? A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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We were so poor, we had to go to KFC to lick other people’s fingers.
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Chuck Norris can have his cake and eat yours too.
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What is a cow's favorite lunch meat? Bullogna.
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A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, "I think it's going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?" So off went junior for Father's umbrella, but three days later he still hadn't returned. "I think, dear," said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, "that we had better eat junior's ice cream before it melts." And a voice from the door said, "If you do that I won't go."
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When Chuck Norris eats dinner at a restaurant, the wait staff tips him.
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