It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing.
Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.