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It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because he saw the salad dressing.
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Doctor (to a patient): "You must take four tea-spoonfuls of this medicine before every meal." Patient: "Doctor, we’ve only 3 spoons at home."
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Chuck Norris once gave a man an apple. Today that man is known as Steve Jobs.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
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If it were true that you are what you eat. Then you are about to be a roundhouse kick.
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Why did the farmer put brandy in the cow's food? He wanted to raised stewed beef.
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Usain Bolt only began running when he heard, Chuck Norris was in Jamaica shooting a commercial for Red Bull.
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If Chuck Norris were an Adam's Apple, he'd be in your throat right now.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long? A runny bunny.
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