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What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk? An udder failure.
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What did one dairy cow say to another? Got milk?
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How do you make a milkshake? Give a cow a pogo stick.
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"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?" "I believe he's eating your lettuce."
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What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do.
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Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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If Chuck Norris ever opened a restaurant, the only thing on the menu would be knuckle sandwiches and eye of roundhouse steaks.
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Chuck norris can eat chicken tonight tomorow.
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If a hungry shark is after you, what should you feed it? Jawbreakers.
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Chuck Norris smells what the Rock is cooking... because the Rock is Chuck Norris' personal chef.
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