Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.
Little boy says to his father: "Daddy, I heard on the news that cigarettes have become much more expensive. Does it mean that you're going to smoke less from now on?"
And father replies: "No, son. I will smoke as much as a have. But, you'll be eating less!"
A farmer had 3 beautiful daughters who were getting ready to go out on dates.
The first beau came to the door and said, "I'm Eddie, I'm here to pick up Betty. We're going for spaghetti, is she ready?"
No.
The second beau came to the door and said, "I'm Joe, I'm here to pick up Flo to take her to the show. Is she ready to go?"
No.
The third beau came to the door and said to the farmer. "Hello, my name is Chuck."
The farmer shot Chuck.
Roses are red
lemons are sour.
Open your legs
and give me an hour.
How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew?
When it has hares in it.
Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!
If you want to lose weight, it is not so difficult as it seems.
You only have to leave out the third breakfast, the fourth lunch and the fifth dinner.
Are your legs made of Nutella?
Because I'd love to spread them!