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What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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Rabbit: "I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. I m all out of carrots. What should I do?" Friend: "Don't worry; be hoppy!"
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What happened when the lion ate the comedian? He felt funny.
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Why did the dolphin feel crabby? Because he ate too many crabs.
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Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!" Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."  First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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When Chuck Norris opens a bottle of coke happiness runs away screaming.
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What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger.
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