What do spiders like to order at a fast food restaurant?
Burgers and flies.
Q: What's the difference between apple pie and pussy?
A: You can eat Granmas apple pie.
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Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
Q: Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple?
A: Finding half a worm."
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That moment when you notice that one fork isn't really very clean when you're laying the table and you have to decide which family member you like the least.
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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!
Q: What's the difference between pea soup and roast beef?
A: Anyone can roast beef.
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: It was escaping from K.F.C.
Chicken to turkey: "Only Thanksgiving and Christmas? You're lucky, with us it's any Sunday."
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party?
When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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