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A ham sandwich walked into a bar and the bartender said: "We don't sell to ham sandwiches." But the sandwich replied: "That's okay, I only want a beer."
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Two cannibals just got their hands on a corpse. One says to the other, "I'll start at the head, you start at the feet." They start to eat, and after awhile the one at the head yells to the other one, "Hey, how's it going?" The other replies, "I'm having a ball!" Getting mad, the one at the head yells, "Dammit, slow down, you're eating too fast!"
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How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
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What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon? "Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.
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Q: What do you call an empty jar of Cheez Whiz? A: Cheez Whuz.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
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Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps? Under his work boots.
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