The best food jokes

"Well, children," said the cannibal cooking teacher. "What did you make of the new English teacher?" "Burgers, ma'am."
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Q: What's the difference between boogers and broccoli? A: Kids don't eat broccoli.
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A blonde walks into a library and asks the librarian, "Can I have a burger and fries?" She replies, "Sorry, this is a library." The blonde whispers, "Oh, sorry. May I have a burger and fries?"
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Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.
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Q: What are the blonde's first words after 4 years of college? A: "Would you like fries with that?"
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Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
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Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
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The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
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What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
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