Does running out of a burning barn make a cow unusual? No, only medium rare.
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
Why was the horse all charged up? It ate some haywire!
The last time Chuck Norris was hungry, all the dinosaurs suddenly got extinct...
What did the cannibal say when he was full? I couldn't eat another mortal.
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
A husband and wife go to a restaurant. The waiter approaches the table to take their order. "I'll have your biggest, juiciest steak," says the husband. "But sir, what about the mad cow?" asks the waiter. "Oh," says the husband, "she'll order for herself."
A guy is going down on a prostitute. During the process he pulls out a piece of corn. Mildly disgusted, he tries to forget about it and continues. Then he finds a chunk of carrot and a pea, and he says, "I think I am going to be sick." The whore looks up and says, "That's what the last guy said!"
Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
Three rabbits escape from a testing lab and find an entire field full of carrots. They eat themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, they find an entire field full of female rabbits with no males in sight. They screw themselves into a stupor and sleep throughout the night. The next morning, the rabbits get to talking. "I'm gonna go back to that field of carrots," says one. "I'm gonna go back to those cute little rabbits," says the second. "I'm going back to the lab," says the third. "I'm dying for a cigarette."