What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.