The best food jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite food? Baked Beings.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.
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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
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Men are like... Chocolate Bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
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How do you know that carrots are good for your eyesight? Have YOU ever seen a rabbit with glasses?
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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