The best food jokes

Chuck Norris once soaked his beard in carbonated water. The result is now sold as Red Bull.
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has 52.23 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Teacher: "Name five things that contain milk." Pupil: "Butter, cheese, ice cream … and two cows."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, teacher
Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant? He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
Why did the horses kept saying orange juice? Because a filly gulped to much orange juice that she turned orange!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal, food
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, life
Chuck Norris knows the secret of the Caramilk
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, food, Yo mama
Chuck Norris can eat rice with one chop stick.
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has 52.09 % from 80 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, "I bet you don't know what day this is." "Of course I do," he irritatingly answered, going out the door to the office. At 11 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a bouquet of red roses. At 2 PM, a two pound box of her favorite chocolates arrived. Later, a boutique delivered a designer dress. The woman couldn't wait for her husband to come home. "First the flowers, then the chocolates, and then the dress!" she exclaimed. "I've never had a more wonderful ‘Independence day' in all my life!"
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, life, marriage, time
Chuck Norris doesn't use a coffee maker, he puts the coffee beans in his mouth and boils them with his rage.
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, food
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