We're like hot chocolate and marshmallows...
You're hot and I wanna be on top of you.
Chuck Norris can turn toast back into bread.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
What is a cow's favorite lunch meat?
Bullogna.
What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant?
An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
Why did the Pilgrims eat turkey on Thanksgiving?
They couldn't get the moose in the oven!
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First cannibal: "I can't find anything to eat!"
Second cannibal: "But the jungle's full of people."
First cannibal: "Yes, but they're all very unsavory."
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden.
Chuck Norris knows what's eating Gilbert Grape.
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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook?
She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!