The best food jokes

Q: What did Bacon say to Tomato? A: Lettuce get together!
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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't because it won't come.
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Why doesnt a man eat out an 80 year old woman? Ever opened up a grilled cheese?
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Why do lions always eat raw meat? "Because they don't know how to cook."
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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. ' You should give that money to charity,' said the shopkeeper. 'No, I'll buy the chocolate. You give the money to charity!'
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Two old ladies are in a restaurant. One complains, "You know, the food here is just terrible." The other shakes her head and adds, "And such small portions."
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Johnny collected lots of money from trick or treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should give that money to charity", said the shopkeeper. "No, I'll buy the chocolate. YOU give the money to charity!"
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Q. Why don't blondes eat Jello? A. They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages.
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Teacher: Now, Ramu, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating? Ramu: No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook.
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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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