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What does a blonde see when she looks into a box of cheerios? Donut Seeds.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Q: What side of the cow gives the most milk? A: The utter side.
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Q: What is a man's idea of a balanced diet? A: A Budweiser in each hand!
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Why did the blonde snort sweet n' low? She thought it was diet coke.
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There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
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75% of women do not eat after 6... shots.
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I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me... Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.
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