Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
Chuck Norris CAN play on broken strings.
Whenever Chuck Norris rolls a 6 sided dice, he always rolls a 7.
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
What are cows favorite party games? MOO-sical chairs.
In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
When Chuck Norris plays the game Clue, the answer is always everyone in every room with a roundhouse kick!
Chuck Norris once starred in Wheel of Fortune. The last twenty nine minutes were spent in an awkward silence, waiting for the wheel to stop spinning.
Chuck Norris's kill ratio on Call of Duty:Black Ops is infinity.