As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer.
He gave the world Stonehenge.
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Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog.
They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!"
But the man protested and replied:
"No, no, he isn't that clever.
I'm leading by three games to one!"
How many blondes does it take to play tag?
One.
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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