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As an infant, Chuck Norris' parents gave him a toy hammer. He gave the world Stonehenge.
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has 43.43 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, work
Chuck Norris finished World of Warcraft.
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has 43.40 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
Chuck Norris can press "Pause" on reality.
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has 43.04 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, life
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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has 42.13 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: black people, game, racist, sport
Piranhas in the aquarium: sink your finger, lose your finger-game!
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has 42.06 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: animal, black humor, fish, game
In a park people come across a man playing chess against a dog. They were astonished and said: "What a clever dog!" But the man protested and replied: "No, no, he isn't that clever. I'm leading by three games to one!"
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has 42.03 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: dog, game, sport
How many blondes does it take to play tag? One.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: blonde, game
If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Chuck Norris isn't playing.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris once rolled a dice. It landed on tails.
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has 42.00 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
Chuck Norris was a pokemon card, until they took it out of the market cause the Chuck Norris card was level infinity.
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has 41.94 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game
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