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When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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has 68.84 % from 226 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, game, war
Chuck Norris didn't survive the first night in Minecraft, the first night survived Chuck Norris.
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has 68.23 % from 194 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, game
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."
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has 68.02 % from 120 votes. More jokes about: doctor, game, soccer, sport
Buy a dog a toy and it will play with it for ever. Buy a cat a present and it will play with the wrapper for 10 minutes.
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has 67.88 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, game, time
Little lad is sitting between his Mum and Dad on the sofa and they are playing a game about what sounds animals say. His Mum says "What does a duck say Tommy?" He says"Quack quack Mummy." His Mum says "Very good Tommy,that's right." She says "What does a dog say?" He says "Woof woof Mummy." She says "Very good." She says "What does a cat say?" He says "Meow meow Mummy." She says "Yes that's right." Tommy says "Let Daddy have a go." His dad says "Ok Tommy,what does a cow say?" The little lad looks confused and his Dad says "Come on Tommy you know what a cow says." Tommy says "Yes I do but do you mean a cow that eats grass and gives us our milk, or the one you where talking to Uncle John about, that said you could'nt go to the Stag show with him?"
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has 66.77 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, family, game, insulting
Q: What do you call a cow playing with its self? A: Beef stroganoff.
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has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, game
Q: What game does the brontosaurus like to play with humans? A: Squash.
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has 66.17 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dinosaur, game, sport
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
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has 66.16 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: church, game, money, travel
Q: You know what lego set Trump played with as a kid? A: The wall maker set.
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: game, kids, money
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
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has 65.57 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: fat, game, Yo mama
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