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Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
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Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
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Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
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Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
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A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
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Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
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Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
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Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
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The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
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Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.
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