Chuck Norris wrote the Assassins creed!
Chuck Norris can finish a Super Mario game with just one arrow key.
Chuck Norris turns his game off while saving.
Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."
A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
Chuck Norris can finish Sims.
Chuck Norris once won a chess game after losing his king
Chuck Norris won a game of chess with checker pieces.
The first time Chuck Norris won a game of poker was when his apponant reaveled his full house; then Chuck Norris reaveled his roundhouse.
Chuck Norris once played himself in Russian Roulette, and he won. No Questions asked.