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Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.
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A Scottish man was at a baseball game. It was the first time he had ever seen the sport so he sat quietly. The first batter approached the plate, took a few swings and then hit a double. Everyone was on their feet screaming “Run, run!” This happened two more times, with a single and a triple. The Scottish man was now excited and ready to get into the game. The next batter came up and four balls went by. The umpire called “walk” and the batter started on a slow trot to first. The Scotsman, extremely excited now, stood up and screamed, “R-R-Run ye ba$$tarrd, rrrun!” Everyone around him started laughing so the Scotsman, extremely embarrassed, sat back down. The fan sitting next to the Scotsman noticed his embarrassment, so he leaned over and explained, “He can’t run because he got four balls.” The Scotsman immediately stood up and screamed, “Walk with pride, man! Walk with pride!”
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Notice, there are no Chuck Norris video games. They would be way too easy.
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Chuck Norris bowled a perfect game... While using a golf ball.
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Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
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Stores accept Monopoly money from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris hates both the player and the game.
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Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
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Superman and The Flash have a race around the world. Who wins? Chuck Norris.
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PlayStation network was never hacked. Chuck Norris just decided to play one day.
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