Q: What do a penis and a Rubik's Cubes have in common? A: The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris beat Super Mario Galaxie 2 in the big dipper... before Nintendo was invented.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris can get up to level 40 in Fallout 3.
Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.
Chuck Norris reached level 51 on Oblivion.
Chuck Norris once had a bet with the Hulk, the loser had to paint himself green.
A man went to doctor, "Doctor every night in my dream I am playing soccer." Doctor say, "Take these pills, they will help you sleep better." The man, "I can't take them, tonight is the final game."