"Why cant you play cards in the jungle?"
"Because theres to many cheetahs."
What are cows favorite party games?
MOO-sical chairs.
How do you start a teddy bear race?
Ready, teddy, go.
A soccer coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said: "I'm not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there.
So, what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks: "Okay, now concentrate hard and tell me the answer to this. What is two plus two?"
The player thought for a moment and then he answered: "I think... no... yes... I’m not sure... what about 4?"
"Did you say 4?" the smiled coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right.
At that, all the other players on the team began screaming: "Come on coach, give him another chance!"
What game do little cows like to play?
Moonopoly.
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child?
A: Caps and robbers
Chuck Norris once hit 3 touchdowns during a friendly game of full-contact bowling.
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Using a novelty invisible dog leash and collar Chuck Norris won the Westminster Dog Show.
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If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win.
Forever.
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For Chuck Norris...
In the game Monopoly every space is free parking.
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