Q: What do you call a gay dinosaur? A: Mega-saur-ass
What's the definition of a poofter? A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
A homo went to Denmark to have a sex change operation performed. When 'SHE' returned, a friend asked, "How did it go?" "Oh awful, just awful!" she replied. "What was so awful?" asked the friend, "Did it hurt a lot when they removed the extra parts?" "Oh no," she replied, "That wasn't bad at all." "Well, did it hurt when they put in the silicone implants?" the friend asked. "Oh no, that wasn't bad either!" she replied. "Well then," asked the friend, "What was so awful?" "It was when they cut a hole in my head and took out half my brain!"
Men are like.....Blenders. You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
Q: What do you call it when someone farts in a gay bar? A: A love call.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?