What''s the difference between a gay rodeo and a straight rodeo? At a straight rodeo everyone yells, "Ride that sucker"
Q: Whats the most popular pick up line in a gay bar? A: "May I push in your stool?"
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy. A: Indi-anus
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes. They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them." And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Q: Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him? A: He came home shit faced.
Why did the little Greek boy run away from home? He didn't like the way he was being reared.
Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic? A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
How does a gay man fake an orgasm? He spits on his partners back.
Q: Why can't gays drive faster than 68mph? A: Because at 69 they blow a rod.