Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
A programmer had a problem. He decided to use Java. He now has a ProblemFactory.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.
Q: What did the dentist say to the computer? A: This won't hurt a byte
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.