3 Database SQL walked into a NoSQL bar. A little while later they walked out because they couldn't find a table.
A group of computer science geeks were listening to a lecture about Java programming at a university. After the lecture, one of the men leaned over and grabbed a woman’s breast. Woman: Hey! That’s private OK ? The man hesitated for a second looking confused. Man: But I thought we were in the same class.
Q: What do you call a computer expert? A: A control-alt-elite.
What do you get when you put root beer in a square glass? Beer.
My attitude isn't bad. It's in beta.
Q: What do chemists call a benzene ring with iron atoms replacing the carbon atoms? A: A ferrous wheel.
Q: How did the elephant destroy the database? A: His truncate it.
UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.
Q: Why can't lawyers do NMR? A: Bar magnets have poor homogeneity.
99 little bugs in the code, 99 bugs in the code, 1 bug fixed... Compile again, 100 little bugs in the code.