The best gym jokes

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Q: What is a banana's favorite gymnastic move? A: The splits!
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays."
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A classic Tommy Cooper gag "I said to the Gym instructor "Can you teach me to do the splits?" He said, "How flexible are you?" I said, "I can't make Tuesdays", was fifth.
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