Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How much does a hipster weigh?
A: An instagram
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Q: What's a hipster's favorite profession?
A: Mortician. All of his work is 6 feet underground.
Q: How many hipsters does it take to flush a toilet?
A: You can't touch that toilet, it's art.
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Q: How do you drown a hipster?
A: In the mainstream.
Q: Why do hipsters love ice?
A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
I farted in a room of hipsters and I watched them fight each other over who heard it first.
Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters?
A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class?
A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.