The best hipster jokes

Q: Why do hipsters love ice? A: Because ice was water before it was cool.
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Q: Why did the hipster leave his oceanside mansion? A: It was too current.
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Q: Why are farmers cooler than Hipsters? A: Farmers can go a day without their Pitchfork
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Q: What do you get when you combine a Starbucks and Yoga class? A: I don't know, but there's probably a hipster close by.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: You wouldn't know, it's kind of an obscure number.
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Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Dude, the light bulb was cooler before it changed.
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Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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Hipsters wear jackets in the summer, before it's cool.
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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, a hipster will buy it on vinyl.
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Hipsters hate rivers. Too mainstream.
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