The best hipster jokes

Q: Why did Hitler hate golf? A: Because he ended up in the bunker.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: golf, hipster
Q: How many hipsters can you get into a phone booth? A: One, any more and it would be too mainstream.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: hipster, phone
Q: What do you get if you cross a fridge and a hipster playlist? A: Cool music!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: hipster, music
Q: You know what would make America great again? A: If we kept the Mexicans and deported the hipsters.
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has 49.21 % from 88 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, hipster, mexican
Kind of surprised hipsters haven't started tying their beard's in man buns yet.
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has 48.78 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: hipster
Q: How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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has 26.11 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: hipster, light bulb, mean