Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
Who's the most famous Jewish cook in history? Hitler.
Hitler: I asked for a glass of juice, not gas the Jews!
Q: What was Hitler's favorite toy as a kid? A: An Easy-Bake Oven.
The true reason why the Nazi's lost the war was because they stopped trying after they found out Chuck Norris had a summer home in Russia.
Hitler got a heart attack when he saw the gas bill.
The real reason Hitler killed himself is because he found out that Chuck Norris is Jewish.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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