Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
You are so old, you fart dust.
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."