The best insulting jokes

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Vote: has 70.82 % from 105 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, ugly, insulting
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.
Vote: has 70.24 % from 99 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, political, food, insulting
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Vote: has 70.02 % from 39 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, stupid, insulting
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Vote: has 70.01 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, insulting
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
Vote: has 69.96 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: management, christian, insulting
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
Vote: has 69.96 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: relationship, insulting, time
You are so old, you fart dust.
Vote: has 69.96 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, fart, insulting
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Vote: has 69.44 % from 62 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, age, insulting
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Vote: has 69.40 % from 173 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, insulting, money, fart, god
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Vote: has 69.39 % from 58 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, stupid, insulting, music