Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.