Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, her wig has a chinstrap.
Your mum is so fat when she sat at the back of the bus it pulled a wheelie.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".