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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
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Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
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Your mama is such a wh*re, that all the men use her just like a roundabout, everyone take's a turn
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
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Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm in love but not with you... When we broke up you thought I cried But all it was... Was another guy, You told your friends that I was a trick, I told mine that you had a weak dick... I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what baby?! You got played too!
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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
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