Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
The main distinction between a boss and the Pope is the Pope only expects you to kiss his ring.
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
My girlfriend is like February 30th, she doesn't exist.
Scientists have now discovered how women keep their secrets. They do so within groups of 40.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"