Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
You are so old, you sat next to Jesus in school.
Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"
A man buys a pet parrot and brings him home. But the parrot starts insulting him and gets really nasty, so the man picks up the parrot and tosses him into the freezer to teach him a lesson. He hears the bird squawking for a few minutes, but all of a sudden the parrot is quiet. The man opens the freezer door, the parrot walks out, looks up at him and says, “I apologize for offending you, and I humbly ask your forgiveness.” The man says, “Well, thank you. I forgive you.” The parrot then says, “If you don’t mind my asking, what did the chicken do?”
Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.