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Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
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"Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!"
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Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
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Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
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Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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