Yo mama so fat that she walked out to a party wearing heels and came back wearing flip-flops.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.
My ex-wife is so thick, that it is for me, when we meet sometimes, easier to jump her over than to go around her.
Your mommas so fat when criminals break out of jail they hide behind her.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.