Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!