Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo Mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat next to everyone.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo momma so FAT, she can't save files bigger than 4 GB.
Your mom is so fat when she jumps all the oceans disappear.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!
Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.