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Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
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Yo mama so fat she don't take pictures, she takes posters.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
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When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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Roses are red violets are blue. I hate poems even more than I hate you.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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