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Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
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Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
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Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
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Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
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Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
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