Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.