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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
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Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
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Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.
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