Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mamma so fat she walked into the upside down and it immediately turn right side up-
Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week?
A: Turn on the spell checker.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.