Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.