Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Q: How do you keep a Republican busy for a week? A: Turn on the spell checker.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!