You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!