Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.