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Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.
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Yo mama is so fat, it says to be continued, when she gets on a weighing-machine.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
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You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
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Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
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Yo Momma so fat, she's gotta wake up in sections.
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