You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.