Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Do you know the difference between a postal box and a monkey's arse?
Well if you don't know I will never ask you to post a letter for me.
Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.
Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.