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Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
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Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
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Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
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