Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
Yo momma's so fat when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo momma so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.