Yo mama so fat, she leaves stretch marks in the tub.
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama's so fat when she is having sex, her partner doesen't know if it's in her butt or her boobs.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.
Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.