Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant.
DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended.
You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.