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Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.
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Yo mama is so dumb she stuck a battery up her butt and said, "I got energy!"
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
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Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
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Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.
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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
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Q: How did the medical community come up with the term "PMS"? A: "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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