The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
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has 61.15 % from 86 votes. More jokes about: insulting, vulgar, weed, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, ugly, work, Yo mama
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: insulting, music, stupid, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
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has 60.89 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: insulting, sex, Yo mama
NOTE: This joke is only for those who recently had a brain transplant. DO NOT read ahead unless you don't mind being offended. You're still reading this, aren't you, asshole?
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: insulting, stupid, vulgar
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fart, insulting, science, Yo mama
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.
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has 60.70 % from 102 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
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has 60.70 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: god, insulting, money, Yo mama
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
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