Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.
Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.