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Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.
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Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
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Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.
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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.
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Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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