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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
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Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
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Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
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