Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo mama is so fat that it's still printing her picture she took during her last Christmas.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.