Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''
In funeral of my friend's wife, I went to condole him so I said: "Don't think she was your wife, she was for all".
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
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Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank.
They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.