Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.
Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo momma so fat when she Bungie jumps she goes straight to hell.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo mama is so black when she went outside the street lights turned on!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.