Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.