The best insulting jokes

Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.
Vote: has 48.78 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, insulting, fat
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Vote: has 48.26 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, insulting
"Yo momma so fat when she rides in a hot air balloon, it looks like she's wearing tights!"
Vote: has 48.26 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, insulting
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Vote: has 48.26 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, insulting
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Vote: has 48.26 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, ugly, insulting
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Vote: has 48.02 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, insulting, fat
Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!
Vote: has 48.02 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, animal, insulting
Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.
Vote: has 48.02 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, ugly, sex, insulting
Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Vote: has 48.02 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, insulting, phone
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Vote: has 48.02 % from 11 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, technology, insulting