Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.