My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.