My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Get bad marks, relatives will insult you. Get good marks, friends will insult you.
"You're single and I'm single too! You know what that means?" "What" "We're both ugly!"