The best insulting jokes

My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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More jokes about: insulting, stupid, life
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
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More jokes about: technology, single, insulting, ugly
Your mama so ugly, when she went to a stripping club, they paid her to keep her clothes on.
Vote: has 80.23 % from 1005 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, insulting
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Vote: has 79.85 % from 327 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, family, fat, insulting
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Vote: has 79.48 % from 689 votes. Send joke:

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Vote: has 79.38 % from 968 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, money, car, insulting
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Vote: has 79.23 % from 1007 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, insulting
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
Vote: has 79.21 % from 823 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, insulting
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Vote: has 78.95 % from 344 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, age, insulting, food
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Vote: has 78.93 % from 207 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama, fat, military, insulting