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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
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Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!
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Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
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Yo mama breath smell so bad when she yawns her teeth duck.
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"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
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A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
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