Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''
A lady goes into a bar with her goose. Then the bartender comes up to her and says, "Why did you have to bring the pig in with you?" Then the lady answered, "Excuse me, I think this is a goose." And the bartender says, "Excuse me, I was talking to the goose."
Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo mama so fat she died.