Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.
Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.
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Q: How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: All of them cause they will never see the light.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Q: Why do Jews have so big noses?
A: Because the air is free.