Q: What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? A: He gets taller.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mamma is so fat, when I swerved in my car to get around her, I ran out of petrol.
Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo mamma’s so hairy, last night I confused here with a bush and pissed on her!