Yo Mama's so stupid because it too her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.