The best insulting jokes

When you insult Chuck Norris, the next thing you are going to see is a bunch of halos.
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, insulting
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
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has 53.04 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: age, insulting, life, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: animal, insulting, money, Yo mama
Your mother is so fat, that when she jumped for joy, she got stuck!
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Your nails are so long when you come around the corner the police arrested you for dangerous weapons.
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: cop, insulting
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Q: What's the difference between an NFL player and an elevator? A: The elevator can raise a child.
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has 52.29 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: football, insulting, kids, sport
Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: fat, geography, insulting, Yo mama
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